Funny Christmas Poems for Kids

Today I post another Christmas poem or winter poem for Children called Christmas Ice. I wrote some funny Christmas poems for children and Xmas poems for kids. Merry Christmas and white Christmas is what I am looking for when i go back to Sweden for my Christmas holidays next week. We will have a “real” Christmas tree this time I hate plastic trees but what can you do – it is summer here. It is very difficult to get a real “Christmas feeling” if you are from Scandinavia, I can tell.

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Christmas Ice by MILOU

It’s freezing cold outside my home
And only snowflakes wildly roam
That icy ice
Looks really nice
Oh God! I’m stuck! Ma mouf filthd wif foam!

Christmas Poems for Kids

Today I will post some Christmas poems for kids. The first one is an acrostic Christmas poem or it is more a winter poem. But I am on my way back to Sweden for “real” Christmas and winter time;  so perhaps I am a bit inspired of the coming winter season and Christmas holidays in Europe. 

WINTER

Warm inside only
Icy weather outside
Nose running
Terrible cold
Ears red
Rampaging in the snow

How to write Acrostic Poems?

Acrostic poems are very easy to write. Just pick a name or word like WINTER and write a word or phrase for each letter – and you have your first acrostic poem.

Here is another example by one of our great poets and master Lewis Carroll.

A Boat Beneath a Sunny Sky

Lewis Carroll (from Through the Looking Glass, 1871) is an acrostic poem of the real Alice’s name: Alice Pleasance Lidell inspired the children’s classic Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland by Lewis Carroll

A boat, beneath a sunny sky
Lingering onward dreamily
In an evening of July -

Children three that nestle near,
Eager eye and willing ear,
Pleased a simple tale to hear -

Long has paled that sunny sky:
Echoes fade and memories die:
Autumn frosts have slain July.

Still she haunts me, phantomwise,
Alice moving under skies
Never seen by waking eyes.

Children yet, the tale to hear,
Eager eye and willing ear,
Lovingly shall nestle near.

In a Wonderland they lie,
Dreaming as the days go by,
Dreaming as the summers die:

Ever drifting down the stream -
Lingering in the golden gleam -
Life, what is it but a dream?

Acrostic Poems for Kids

Here is some examples for kids how to write acrostic poems : How to Write Acrostic Poems. Other examples acrostic poems by kids. Acrostic poems for kids examples

Halloween Skeleton Poems

[Day 31]

Halloween Skeleton Poems
Hi, today is the last Halloween countdown day and I think it was quite fun to write so many Halloween poems, Halloween rhymes, Halloween poetry, riddles and limericks. Everything from funny skeleton poems, scary spooky witch poems to monster, vampire, werewolves and mysterious beasts, Halloween in school, Halloween night and much more. Check out [Day 1] to [Day 31] each day I posted something about Halloween. Ok, I wish you all a very Happy Halloween, and I hope you have a lot of fun this day,Milou

Skeleton Xylophone

Ding, dang, dong!
Crackle a little song!
Use your bones
As xylophones
One went crack, what’s wrong?

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Halloween Poems – The Beast

[Day 30]

Hi, today I post a little bit different Halloween poem or Halloween rhyme. Tell me what you think. I hope you like it. Please link to my blog or post something on your blog about my Halloween countdown. And by the way thanks for all your lovely comments – they are a great motivator Halloween is coming soon…..see you tomorrow, Milou

The Beast by Milou

Eat Beast! Eat!
Eat all Meat!
Eat Bones!
Eat Phones!
Eat my Sister’s Feet!
Bite Beast! Bite!
Bite with Might!
Bite your Butt!
Lick your Cut!
Get up and Fight!
Sleep Beast! Sleep!
Sleep Long and Deep!
Snore Aloud!
Make Me Proud!
Son, you’re a Perfect Creep!

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Halloween Poetry – Halloween Poetry for Kids

[Day 29]

Halloween Poetry!
Today’s funny Halloween poetry is another Halloween ghost poem. Dead Ghost is again a limerick or rhyming poetry for Halloween. Poetry is sometimes very funny – at least I had a lot of fun recording it. When you listen to the poem you will see/hear. Sometimes it isn’t very easy to concentrate….. I think Halloween can be very funny and spooky for kids. I hope you’ll have a lot of fun too, Milou

Dead Ghost by Milou

There once was a ghost named Fred
Who one day never left bed
He’d grown old
His hands were cold
It turned out that now he was dead

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Scary spooky Halloween stories – Halloween stories for kids

[Day 28]

Halloween Stories

Labels: Scary, spooky,  creepy mystery stories for Halloween. Halloween  stories for kids,  scary spooky Halloween stories and tales, poetry and poems for children all ages. Halloween riddles and limericks; all poetry on this blog is written by me Milou. I am a 11 year old student and like poetry and stories. If you like my poems and stories please link to my blog – OK, now we are close to the finish line but not quite yet.

Today I present again a funny spooky scary rhyming Halloween story. Have fun, see you around, Milou

At School on a Halloween Night by Milou

It now had grown dark at Gembery School
And poor, lonely Jason now felt like a fool

He’d spent all afternoon reading his book
But he never realized that they’d kidnapped the cook
Detectives and cops checked all around
They search in all corners but nothing was found
Not even poor Jason was seen where he was
Nor had our Jason cared ‘bout this fuzz

By now it was midnight, on Halloween Night!
Jason was whimpering, and dying of fright
Suddenly he heard a noise which came from down the hall
Then Jason saw a bloody sign painted on the wall,
“You shall die human child, for now you’re in our home,”
“And none of your behavior will we ghosts condone,”
“For every failure that you make, you crawl towards your doom,”
“But don’t worry young human, we’ve got plenty of room.”

Jason ran as fast as he could and broke through all locked doors
If he’d been competing in a race, he’d have gotten the highest scores
When finally he reached his home he did nothing but go to bed
That next morning his mother found her son completely dead

Jason sat straight up in bed and let out a terrific scream
But then he realized it all had been a very terrible dream

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Halloween Rhymes for Kids

[Day 27]

Labels: Halloween rhymes, scary rhymes for children, children rhymes about Halloween, Halloween rhymes for kids, funny Halloween poetry, scary Halloween rhymes, rhymes and poems for children, children rhymes, kids rhymes

Today just another Halloween rhyme for kids with audio recording. To find more Halloween poems and poetry click on the categories on the right Halloween poems and Halloween. Click on Podcast to find all audio recordings on my blog. All poetry, rhymes and poems are written by me. See you tomorrow, Milou

Hurt Were-Dog

Something furry was seen in the hall
It painted blood on the wall
It howled in despair
We all got a scare
When we saw our dog totter and fall

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Halloween Witch Limerick – Halloween poems

[Day 26]

Today’s Halloween limerick poetry is again a Halloween witch poem for kids. Have fun, Milou

The Witch Maid Brew by Milou

There’s something inside my room
That entered with a broom
She’s wearing black
Carrying a sack
It was my maid Ms. Loom

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Halloween poem for children

[Day 25]

NEW! udpated with audio
Collection of  funny spooky Halloween poems and rhymes for children. All poems on this blog are written by me, Milou. I am a 11 years old student writing poetry 4 kids. I hope you enjoy my Halloween poems and poetry for children and my poetry podcasts and audio for kids. If you have a blog or a website and like poetry4kids,  please link to my blog. Thanks, Milou
Today’s Halloween poem for children is another limerick and I will post more Halloween poems the next days.  Have fun

The Nearly Ghost

I see a glowing light
The room is growing bright
A pure white thing
Flies without wing
It’s my brother’s lovely new kite

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Halloween Limericks…. Limericks…. Limericks…

[Day 24]

NEW! updated with podcast

Hi, now we are in our last week of Halloween waiting for *trick or treat*. I called the next Halloween limerick “The Beastly Feast” . Check out my other limericks and riddles and my little limerick tutorial on [Day 12] “how to write limerick poetry”. I will post a couple of limericks and Halloween poems the coming days. Have a nice weekend, Milou

The Beastly Feast by Milou

All over the ground bones are scattered
I can clearly hear them clatter
A monstrous beast
Has had a feast
My sister is finished eating her matter

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Halloween Poetry – Halloween Mystery Poems

[Day 23]

New! updated with podcast.

Hi, today’s Halloween poetry for kids is about Halloween night. Read my Halloween Mystery Poem ….imagine how you feel walking through the night, no lights, all black as coal. You are alone. A long dark road. It is quiet as the winds whisper like spirits of ancient times………Milou

Halloween Mystery Poem by Milou

No sun, no light, not even a spark
The whole world is completely dark
The clock strikes twelve, you hear it chime
Not one single person is awake at this time

No other color than black is to see
You notice a monster, during the day it’s a tree
Though there’s no wind, you can smell the crisp air
The shapes you see, are the creeps of your nightmare

No sun, no lamp, not a single light
So dark, so black, in the middle of the night

By the way….smoking is very unhealthy – you see

Here is another great stories by  S.E. Schlosser. Listen and enjoy.

• Tailypo
  An old hunter finds out the hard way that he should be kind to strange animals! From the book Spooky South

© S.E. Schlosser 1997 – 2009

Used with permission of S.E. Schlosser and AmericanFolklore.net. Copyright 2009. All rights reserved.

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Halloween Riddle -Who am I?

[Day 22]

Information about my audio files!!! We just found out that all my audio files were not working for some time. I am linking the files to another server. ALL my sound files are on a Bluehost server and it broke down. They just fixed the problem – so sorry for the inconveniences!

Anyway, here is my Halloween riddle for today. Have a great day, Milou

Halloween Riddle by Milou

My skin is as white as snow
And my house is very low
I rattle and squeak
And crack and creak
What am I, do you know?

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Halloween…Riddles…Riddles…Riddles

[Day 21]

Hello fellow haunters! Today with a little Halloween riddle for you. The Halloween countdown is still going on,…. a nice short riddle about a very important and sometimes frightful little guy on Halloween. Don’t you think, Milou

Halloween Riddle by Milou

I hate Thanksgiving Day
I dislike the color gray
I’m orange and round
I’m found on the ground
And I never get to play

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Funny Halloween Riddles for Kids

[Day 20]

Another of my Halloween riddles for kids. I will update my blog every evening until Halloween with Halloween riddles, Halloween limericks, scary spooky Halloween stories and tales. Halloween poems and poetry for kids. You can read and listen to my poetry. I hope you have fun, Milou

Halloween Riddle by Milou

I wear a pointy hat
My pet’s a scary black cat
I’m terribly fond
Of waving my wand
And my flying broom’s called Gnat

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Halloween Riddles – Short Halloween Riddle

[Day 19]

Halloween Riddles(new! updated with audio)

Today just a short Halloween riddle. I will post some more the next days. Happy guessing, Milou

What am I?

Halloween Riddle by Milou

I only come out at first black
And by sunrise I’m usually back
Blood’s what I eat
No brains or meat
When I swing my cape I’m gone in a smack

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Halloween stories and poems – The Haunted Graveyard

[Day 18]

Haunted stories and tales. Scary ghost stories and spooky creepy witches. Halloween horror, mysterious screaming and evil laugh. Campfire stories of ghosts and haunted houses. Evil bloody supernatural things. Spooky skeletons, feared werewolves and vampires. Just imagine what a dangerous world is out there….. But – The Haunted Graveyard is just a funny Halloween poem for kids …or not? …….Milou

The Haunted Graveyard by Milou

It was a black and gloomy night
And not a star was in sight
The moon shone brightly in the sky
When suddenly I hear a cry

I run past the gravestones covered in moss
This graveyard was haunted, the shriek meant a loss
I needed to save whoever screamed
Since there’s a ghost that eats brains, so it seemed
I kept on running ‘til I’d seen the case
My scared friend Patrick had tripped on his lace

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Scary spooky Haunted House story for Halloween

[Day 17]

Scary, spooky, witty, creepy, mysterious Haunted House Ghost Story for Halloween,
Have a nice weekend, Milou

• Sifty Sifty San
  Sam agrees to spend the night in a haunted house to rid it of a terrible ghost. Excerpt from Spooky Texas

© S.E. Schlosser 1997 – 2009

Used with permission of S.E. Schlosser and AmericanFolklore.net. Copyright 2009. All rights reserved.

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Halloween Witch Poem

[Day 16]

Halloween witch poem. Today another funny Halloween poem with audio. Enjoy, Milou

Labels: Halloween witch, Halloween limericks, witch poems, scary witch poem, funny witch poems for kids, free Halloween audio

Dear Ms. Witch by Milou

I wouldn’t mind to come and dine
But there is something wrong inside my spine
I can’t run nor walk
I can barely talk
When I find my poor spine, I’ll be fine

Thanks a Ton
The Skeleton

And again listen to one of the great stories by S.E. Schlosser. Check out the other stories on my Halloween countdown [Day 1 to Day 16]. Click on HOME to see all posts for Halloween or click on categories for navigation on the right. See you tomorrow, Milou

• Rival Witches
  The rivalry between two evil witches terrifies the residents of a small town. From the book Spooky New Jersey

Used with permission of S.E. Schlosser and AmericanFolklore.net. Copyright 2009. All rights reserved.

© S.E. Schlosser 1997 – 2009

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