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Moms are a lot like the whispering sea
They’re always kind to you and to me
They bake and they dust
They’re people you trust
But they also can get rather angry
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Kind and warm hearted
That’s what she is
It’s time to get started
And give that Missus…
An exciting, cozy, and extremely happy
Or mysterious, curious, funny and snappy
Or maybe even weird and crazy
(But it also could be cloudy and hazy)
Mother’s day, with all our love
And make her be the queen above
But if you forget to do it on time
Then your last minute will probably chime
And you’d go running out like a hare
Being chased by a humongous, vile brown bear
So evade the danger, screaming and unpleasant
And give her a party and some mother’s day presents
(But don’t tell her or anyone ‘bout
What I’ve said or they’ll hit my snout!
So keep quiet, and say
“This is what you do on Mother’s day!”)
Once upon a long ago time
There was a girl called Jane Christenine
Worked for her aunt in a town called Grenoble
And her aunt wasn’t kind, respectful, or noble
She made poor Jane wash the floors
Clean the dishes, dust rooms, and paint doors
And if Jane insisted on having a break
She was put to scrub the aunt’s rusty skates
One day Jane had enough of the fuss
So she ran to the gates and took the bus
To 425 Bottlefoot avenue
There lived her two parents so sad and blue
Then at home Janey dear discussed
That she’d always enjoyed a ride on the bus
And of course she said that the aunt was mean
Her parents thought: A LIMOUSINE!
Her parents thought she would for sure
Like being a limousine chauffeur
Even though she was too young
They played games for driver jobs - and won!
As for the aunt, she was put in a jail
Called: “You’ll rust in here from head to tail”
In two years time she had learned her lesson
“I’ll never hurt a child” was her confession
So please dear friends, believe this tale
(’Cause if you don’t you’ll surely FAIL)
Don’t take a job as help in the house
of an aunt that’s like an old grouse
Poor old winter has gone to the ground
He froze all ears till no one heard a sound
He tortured us with his chilly breeze
He laughed at us for every sneeze
But now in his replacement comes
With singing birds, flowers, and sun
A nice and jolly little fellow
Who’d been waiting in a borrow
Till old winter would wither and die
Just like the flowers that he’d bring by
And now everyone shouts hooray
‘Cause Spring has just arrived today!
What’s the quotient of 14 through seven?
Or the answer of 20 times 11?
Many are unable to figure such out
From every country round about
I say it’s unfair and totally unkind
To be so extremely mean and grind
Of forcing us to reuse and retell
Research, retrain, and even respell
Everything in math we learn
So listen folks, now it’s my turn
I say we unplug our math senses and skills
And return them all to a far away hill
Where we found these powers of head aches and stresses
So now I believe that everyone confesses
That math CAN be pretty stressing and boring
And that you’d rather hear lions roaring
But we all disagree on one little thing
On that math can help us in everything
I do confess that math is useful
But only for those that are good in school…
Imagine if Easter would last forever
You’d eat candy and chocolate everyday
And have Easter hunts, and be very clever
About where to hide your Easter prey
You’d be getting presents and toys
Eat millions of caramel ‘n’ cakes
You’d be filled with happiness and joy
When your parents start to bake
So Easter would rule forever
Pouring with billions of treats
Eat them like a beaver
And take care where you put your seat!
But after a while it gets boring and dull
The hiding, the finding, the partying and eating
So you’d get bored and so dreadfully full
That you’d look like a fat sheep bleating
So avoid the unpleasant
Still be happy today
That in all 12 months present
There is only ONE Easter day
No matter who and where you are
You can always follow your dreaming star
And don’t listen to others thoughts ‘n’ founds
What you think is the thing that counts
If you feel like being a hip hop singer
Even though you’re basketball flinger
Have fun while you play
And sing still today
Do it with fun and don’t linger
Valentine’s Day is near
I’m totally filled with fear
Cause the risk on that day
Is that I’ll have a kiss on my face
And rather than that I’d drink beer
It’s Valentine’s Day today
And there is nothing else left to say
Than: I’m scared to death
I can’t take one breath
I’d rather eat a lunch tray
Now is Valentine’s time
And nothing of this is a lie:
I’d rather eat a sofa seat
Than be part of Valentine
Because Valentine is horrifying!!!!!!!!!
But they all are just the same ‘Cause all like to play the same old game
Of making poor children write 4 thousand pages About the life in tiny cages
And you can probably guess who they are, these creatures They are terrible, horrible, not agreeable, nasty, teachers! (But, they still can be nice too)
Once upon a time there was A cat with unusually big paws Her feet were as big as a car’s tires And this is not what a cat desires
One day she was at home without any crew ‘Cause her owner was away buying some shoes Suddenly it happened something very surprising Now the cat’s feet were changing their sizing
First to the size of a window frame (The cat already felt ashamed) Then they grew to the size of a room Then to the size of a house, and BOOM!!!!
The cat’s feet had now EXPLODED! (And the room was fully with foot-pieces loaded) Now the poor cat got out of the room And looked at its feet and shouted,”YAHOO!”
The cat’s feet were back to normal size And this she found was quiet a surprise Her feet were back to the size of tires
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