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Moms by Milou

Moms are a lot like the whispering sea
They’re always kind to you and to me
They bake and they dust
They’re people you trust
But they also can get rather angry

Weighting for a call

Weighting for a call by Artie

Mother’s Day Poems - Mother’s Day Poetry - Poems For Mother’s Day, Arts and Crafts Newsletter.

Mother’s day poems for children, poems 4 kids, funny mother’s day poetry for children, arts and crafts for mother’s day. Mother’s day coloring pages and links.

Table of Contents

1. Introduction

2. Books I Like - Book Review Roald Dahl
3. Browsing The Web - Search Help for Kids & Parents
4. Free Stuff for Kids - Free Rhyming & Dictionary Program
5. Mother’s Day Poems & Mother’s Day Poetry Milou’s Surftips for Mother’s Day

Mother’s Day Activities for Kids!

Mother’s Day is coming soon. Here you will find a collection of mother’s day activities for kids.

Mother’s Day Poems, Greetings and Rhymes

Find mother’s day poems and mother’s day poetry for printout. Mother’s day greetings and mother’s day rhymes for children.

Free Top 10 Mother’s Day Crafts Pages

You will find a great collection of mother’s day craft pages.

Mother’s Day Coloring Pages

A nice collection of coloring pages for printing

Milou's book review Roald Dahl

Milou’s Book Reviews

Free Rhyming & Dictionary Program for Kids

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Kind and warm hearted
That’s what she is
It’s time to get started
And give that Missus…

An exciting, cozy, and extremely happy
Or mysterious, curious, funny and snappy
Or maybe even weird and crazy
(But it also could be cloudy and hazy)
Mother’s day, with all our love
And make her be the queen above

But if you forget to do it on time
Then your last minute will probably chime
And you’d go running out like a hare
Being chased by a humongous, vile brown bear
So evade the danger, screaming and unpleasant
And give her a party and some mother’s day presents

(But don’t tell her or anyone ‘bout
What I’ve said or they’ll hit my snout!
So keep quiet, and say
“This is what you do on Mother’s day!”)

What if moms were mean and grind
And also rather unfair and unkind
Would they scream and bite and hit
Or call people numskulls, birdbrains, or nitwits
A bet that might happen, if you forget
To celebrate mother’s day and instead play croquet!

Let me introduce to you
The very famous Mr. Lou
Mr. Lou has created a car
Called “Water 246 Bazaar”

He’s decorated it with pink paper penguins
And a thousand million other things
He didn’t imitate a single car
Well, no other car was similar

A very big congratulation
For your latest decoration
This car is a sensation
And has no limitation

Many people want the Bazaar
They want this miraculous wonderful car
But when they finally fall for the thing
They don’t notice the trick of marketing

——>The Mole and the Car part 2

In the little town of Marden
There was a neat and tiny garden
In the garden was a tree
That was happy, kind, and free

In the tree there was a bird
Whose call was very often heard
On the bird there was a flea
That lived so very happily

But don’t let this be a trick
For the flea was very sick

It killed the bird
It killed the tree
It killed the garden
And then the flea
Killed the rest of the our world
By jumping on a different bird

So ALARM! WATCH OUT! BEWARE!
And take very special care
Because this tiny little flea
Can end up being YOUR destiny

——>more Earth Day Poems

Once upon a long ago time
There was a girl called Jane Christenine
Worked for her aunt in a town called Grenoble
And her aunt wasn’t kind, respectful, or noble

She made poor Jane wash the floors
Clean the dishes, dust rooms, and paint doors
And if Jane insisted on having a break
She was put to scrub the aunt’s rusty skates

One day Jane had enough of the fuss
So she ran to the gates and took the bus
To 425 Bottlefoot avenue
There lived her two parents so sad and blue

Then at home Janey dear discussed
That she’d always enjoyed a ride on the bus
And of course she said that the aunt was mean
Her parents thought: A LIMOUSINE!

Her parents thought she would for sure
Like being a limousine chauffeur
Even though she was too young
They played games for driver jobs - and won!

As for the aunt, she was put in a jail
Called: “You’ll rust in here from head to tail”
In two years time she had learned her lesson
“I’ll never hurt a child” was her confession

So please dear friends, believe this tale
(’Cause if you don’t you’ll surely FAIL)
Don’t take a job as help in the house
of an aunt that’s like an old grouse

 Read Write Poem

Poor old winter has gone to the ground
He froze all ears till no one heard a sound
He tortured us with his chilly breeze
He laughed at us for every sneeze

But now in his replacement comes
With singing birds, flowers, and sun
A nice and jolly little fellow
Who’d been waiting in a borrow
Till old winter would wither and die
Just like the flowers that he’d bring by

And now everyone shouts hooray
‘Cause Spring has just arrived today!

ICY QUESTION

I live in an Icy place

Look like a butler from Elisabeth her grace

I swim and slide I march and glide

When I walk I leave a duck feet trace

What am I?

Down with math

What’s the quotient of 14 through seven?
Or the answer of 20 times 11?
Many are unable to figure such out
From every country round about

I say it’s unfair and totally unkind
To be so extremely mean and grind
Of forcing us to reuse and retell
Research, retrain, and even respell

Everything in math we learn
So listen folks, now it’s my turn
I say we unplug our math senses and skills
And return them all to a far away hill

Where we found these powers of head aches and stresses
So now I believe that everyone confesses
That math CAN be pretty stressing and boring
And that you’d rather hear lions roaring

But we all disagree on one little thing
On that math can help us in everything
I do confess that math is useful
But only for those that are good in school…

Easter Hunt Riddle

(Guess

What I am)

Yellow, orange, blue

Inside it feels like glue

Its round like a ball

It is usually small

On Easter day you’ll get a clue

EASTER FOREVER by Milou

Imagine if Easter would last forever
You’d eat candy and chocolate everyday
And have Easter hunts, and be very clever
About where to hide your Easter prey

You’d be getting presents and toys
Eat millions of caramel ‘n’ cakes
You’d be filled with happiness and joy
When your parents start to bake

So Easter would rule forever
Pouring with billions of treats
Eat them like a beaver
And take care where you put your seat!

But after a while it gets boring and dull
The hiding, the finding, the partying and eating
So you’d get bored and so dreadfully full
That you’d look like a fat sheep bleating

So avoid the unpleasant
Still be happy today
That in all 12 months present
There is only ONE Easter day

No matter who and where you are
You can always follow your dreaming star
And don’t listen to others thoughts ‘n’ founds
What you think is the thing that counts

If you feel like being a hip hop singer
Even though you’re basketball flinger
Have fun while you play
And sing still today
Do it with fun and don’t linger


What Am I?

Swimming, slipping, sliding,
What am I describing?
A little bird
Of whom you’ve heard
Who also loves fish and diving

 

Mondays (IDon’t Like)

Today is mournful Monday
We’re back from super Sunday
School starts today
(That’s NOT okay)
I hate when it is Monday

VALENTINE IS HORRIFYIN’
BY

MILOU

Valentine’s Day is near
I’m totally filled with fear
Cause the risk on that day
Is that I’ll have a kiss on my face
And rather than that I’d drink beer

It’s Valentine’s Day today
And there is nothing else left to say
Than: I’m scared to death
I can’t take one breath
I’d rather eat a lunch tray

Now is Valentine’s time
And nothing of this is a lie:
I’d rather eat a sofa seat
Than be part of Valentine
Because Valentine is horrifying!!!!!!!!!

My School

In my school the teachers chew bubble gum
And all children teach spelling and math
Kids think recess is no fun
And kids are called Mr. Teb or Ms. Cath

In our school the staff is kind
The Cook cooks wondrous meals
The nurse is not so mean and grind
You know how good it feels?

I feel good and amazed
About what happened today
Inside of me is a little blaze
‘Cause today is opposite day!

Easter eggs

For Easter…

A fishy gets an oyster egg
A foxy gets a seagull’s

A wolfy gets an easter leg
And there are grass eggs for the bulls

But only children get a chocolate one
So let’s hope that Easter will be fun, fun, FUN!
…more easter poems—->

Christmas eve

It’s Christmas eve and I am excited
Because of a thief I’m so alighted

He stole the tree
He stole the presents

He didn’t steal me
But my cousins

 

Teachers

Some are lazy
Some are old

Some are crazy
Some are bald

But they all are just the same
‘Cause all like to play the same old game

Of making poor children write 4 thousand pages
About the life in tiny cages

And you can probably guess who they are, these creatures
They are terrible, horrible, not agreeable, nasty, teachers!
(But, they still can be nice too)

Complaining planets

Pluto says,” I’m too small!”
Jupiter says,” I’m too tall!”

Neptune says,” I’m so cold!”
Mars then says, “Think I’m bald?!”

Saturn says,” I hate my rings!”
Earth then says,” I hate my nature things!”

Mercury says,” I’m so hot I could die!”
Venus says, “So could I!”

“Stop complaining!” Uranus said,
“Let’s all just relax go to bed!”

(”WHY SHOULD WE?” SAY ALL PLANETS)

Part 2    Part3

Tree Tops

At the top of a tree
You can go on a spree
For there is room for at least 69

You have fun way up there
For a such place is rare
You might never find a place so fine

It’s like the Queen’s palace
(you’ll never keep balance)
You can see everything from up there

Oh I love this place
Fit for the majesty her grace
Though it’s only worth something for birds

Big Paws

Once upon a time there was
A cat with unusually big paws
Her feet were as big as a car’s tires
And this is not what a cat desires

One day she was at home without any crew
‘Cause her owner was away buying some shoes
Suddenly it happened something very surprising
Now the cat’s feet were changing their sizing

First to the size of a window frame
(The cat already felt ashamed)
Then they grew to the size of a room
Then to the size of a house, and BOOM!!!!

The cat’s feet had now EXPLODED!
(And the room was fully with foot-pieces loaded)
Now the poor cat got out of the room
And looked at its feet and shouted,”YAHOO!”

The cat’s feet were back to normal size
And this she found was quiet a surprise
Her feet were back to the size of tires

And this she thought is what a cat desires

SNAKE PROBLEM

I have got a boa
Who’s name is Annemarie
I found her, lying down
On a plain old prairie!

She is tame and very quiet
And doesn’t even bite!
I think she’ll need to go on diet,
For she’s a tremendous sight!

Even though, she is so cool
She also has her bad sides
She sometimes is a bit of a fool
AND goes wild on rides

And one of the worst parts
(She might do it to you)
I swear it true
I cross my heart
She squeezes you to glue!

Happy Birthday

A bird was flying past a prairie
When he spotted a little berry

This bird loves berries very much
He would try to get it with some luck

But a dog spotted it too
And his greed for a berry grew

When the bird saw the dog and the dog the bird
They made growls and groans that have been never heard

Suddenly they both start a fight
Behind a tree I was watching the sight

While they were fighting I took the chance
(And this was really a big advance)

I took the berry and gave it to
The person that I love

which is ……you!