Friendship poems – a short friendship poem by Milou

friendship poems

You are a far away star
Far away from me
Oh, you are so very far
Far away from me

We may be far, far apart
But we are together in some way
We are united by soul and heart
I might see you again some day

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Short Mother’s Day Poem by Milou

Happy Mother’s Day

As beautiful as a butterfly
As sweet as a chocolate bar
You are a present from the sky
You are gold, you are my star

The Monkey Bread Creature

Once I saw an animal
It looked very curious indeed
The creature looked phenomenal
I’ve never seen such a breed

With the ears of a bunny
A rat’s tail and a cat´s head
The thing looked really very funny
I think he ate too much Monkey Bread

This creature is different, as you see
I’ve never seen it before
Except for maybe, possibly
As the mailman knocked on our door

Clean Up Poem – A Messy Day by Milou

more funny teenager cartoons

I didn’t wash the dishes
I didn’t make my bed
And as for the hamsters
I don’t think they were fed

I didn’t do my paper work
I ate chips and watched TV
The living room is such a mess
It even petrifies me

I feel so very sloppy
I don’t know what to say
I hope my children don’t find out
What I have done today

Santa’s Brother by Milou

Podcast: Listen to Santa’s Brother

Santa is sick for the holiday
So his brother will take his place
But Santa’s bro´ I must say
It’s really a plain disgrace

He lies still all day, and doesn’t move
He doesn’t even blink
Everything’s hard and nothing is smooth
Santa’s progress is going to sink!

Santa’s brother is really still
He seems to be very lazy
Oh, would you please listen, if you will:
Santa’s bro´ is pushing daisies

Santa’s Mistake – Christmas Poem by Milou

Podcast: Listen to Santa’s Mistake

Santa said:
I just ate some candy
That I found upon the floor
They did look very dandy
But their taste was like a rotten door

They tasted like mud and fungus
And like penguin meat
They tasted like thinks you find on a bus
Or like my grandpa’s smelly feet

In addition, the sweets were sandy
They really tasted crude…

Elf said:
That wasn’t even candy
Put your glasses back on dude!

Santa’s “Merry”Christmas Poem by Milou

I know that Santa was here

He came here with all of his gear

No gifts, no sweets

No tasteful treats

But he left his clothes and some beer

The Haunted House – Halloween Poems by Milou

Halloween podcast for kids. Listen to funny poems for children. Free short Halloween poems, funny Halloween poems and Halloween Rhymes for kids.

The Haunted House:

The haunted house on Eagle Lane
Is scary enough to make you insane

The Haunted House

Most kids in town fear that house
No one goes near it, not even a mouse

Halloween bat

It’s called The Kingdom of Roaches and Ghouls
Or, The Home of all the Remaining Souls

They call it, The Hotel of Spiders and Bones
But I prefer to call it my home

Dinner? Halloween Poems by Milou

Free poetry podcast for kids: Dinner?
..another little Halloween poem in my Halloween series with funny, spooky, scary Halloween poems, Halloween poetry and Halloween rhymes for children…..

Dear Ms. Spider….

I cannot come and dine tonight
You see, I don’t have very good sight
Along with that I cannot choose
Which shoes and clothes that I should use
That’s not all, I have a cold
And all my bones feel cranky and old

So you see it’s not the day
Why don’t we dine on Saturday?

Sincerely replied,
The Fly

Halloween Poem – The Halloween School by Milou

Halloween is coming soon… and I will start a series with funny, spooky, scary Halloween poems, Halloween poetry and Halloween rhymes for kids. Have fun, Milou

Halloween podcast for kids
The Halloween School:

In my school there is a horrible teacher
Called Ms. Eliza Badfeature

She was crazy, cruel, bloodthirsty, and worse
Some kids say, “Upon her class lies the curse.”

One gloomy day in Badfeature’s class
She asked a girl called Amanda Brass

Amanda was admired across the school
But her brain was as mushy as cream-dripped-wool

So Badfeature asked her to define
Kingopasifatriskongospine

(This word didn’t exist in actual life
But Badfeature tricked Amanda’s mashed brain pipes)

Since Amanda had no comprehension
She stayed in to find out in torture detention

The Unhealthy Someone by Milou [free podcasts, podcasting for kids]

The Unhealthy Someone – free podcast, podcasting for kids

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I know someone who doesn’t brush his hair
To find him brush his teeth is also very rare
His nails are never ever cut
He always eats junk food, no matter what
He’s covered in mud, he admires dirt
(He doesn’t even wear a shirt!)
He’s covered with bugs, he has many fleas
And thousand other things you can’t even see
He is very furry and smells like a hog
But actually that is so, since he is my dog

A Poem For My Dad by Milou

The love for my father you find in my heart
I cannot describe him, I don’t know where to start

He is as funny as a chimpanzee
And a very good father for my sister and me

My dad loves the music of jazz, soul and blues
And he plays the harmonica, I think that he grooves

He works at home, he’s a household man
He’s a computer expert & soccer fan

I want to grow up to be him, you see,
(I hope they haven’t adopted me!)

(P.S. …girls can play soccer too…

A (May) Fly’s Point of View by Milou

Once on a globe two flies crawled around

But when they for the fifth time met each other

The first one said, “The world is small sis’.”

The second said, “I agree with you brother.”

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Spellbound words – rhyming poem by Milou

Poems are spellbound words
The rhymes sound like twittering birds

Some are funny and some are strange
And when they’re done there is nothing to change

I love poetry and I always will
Even if I’d have to climb a hill

But the olden times poems are boring to me
I like funny stuff you see…

Miss “Spelled” – Witch Poem by Milou

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Podcast Miss “Spelled” – Witch and Halloween Poem by Milou

Once a witch who was terribly mean
Wanted to be a powerful queen
She kidnapped one, whom she brought to her home
A very bewitched and terrifying zone

Once the queen was finally caught
The witch put her in a giant pot
And all at once, she was chanting a spell
(I really hope she does it well):
“Blubbersquirt and wiggleplow
Turn this lady to a cow.
Since I have a very big wish
To eat her as a yummy dish.”

The witch fiddled with her fork and knife
And now she’ll have to eat grass for the rest of her life!

The Unusual Creature by Milou

Podcast – The Unusual Creature

Once a great wizard who’d studied many books
Said, “There aren’t many animals with horrible looks”
So he dreamt one up and wrote it all down
(The animal’s description would make anyone frown)
He wrote it down on a wrinkly sheet
And described the animal head to feet:

I has yellow-stained teeth and green, slimy skin
And long, crooked horns and a horrid back fin
It has long, dainty claws and is terribly mean
It has fur on its head and is definitely – NOT CLEAN!

When the wizard had finished, he thought ’bout this creature
And said, “It exists, my mom has these features.”

The Snake by Milou

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I will try something new and I made some podcasts – I am reading some of my poems. I like your feedback.:-) Thanks, Milou

Podcast The Snake :

Its scales reflect the evilness
Black, empty eyes do not confess
Its hiss is ironing my foot
I can’t move, I stuck, like a root
This snake that I’m describing now
Is slithering to me, and makes me frown
This time I know it, my death is near
And down my spine go goose bumps of fear
But when I look a bit closer at it
I note, it’s actually a snake of plastic

……….more snake poems——–>

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The Time of My Life Free Lyrics+MP3 American Idol David Cook

Download The Time of Your Life “mp3 and lyrics” for free. Watch the latest videos: American Idol – David Cook. Poem about American Idol by Milou

“New updated 05.06. – Eleanor Rigby live updated! New-David Cook – The Truth – acoustic mp3 and lyrics. ALL American Idol 7 “live” mp3s” and David Cook with ZZ Top mp3! and lyrics – Sharp Dressed Man. “The World I Know” mp3 on Access Hollywood and lyrics. I will update more songs and lyrics later….have fun and take care, CU Milou

Hello all,
welcome to my blog. I am Milou and very interested in writing and music and a big David Cook fan. I share my great collection of mp3 songs and American Idol lyrics. You will find more about David Cook on my new Fan Page. I will update my David Cook Site with more mp3 songs, lyrics and videos continuously , please check back later.

Here my David Cook Fan Site

Check out my new David Cook video collection here on my blog on the right or on Vodpod:

David Cook – Video Collection

I try to collect the best David Cook videos around. There are many more to come….:-)

David Cook Best Video Collection now over 60 videos:
These following videos are available:
David Cook and David Archuleta — guests on Larry King Live
American Idol videos Top 24 to Top 1
American Idol 2008 finale
David Cook videos – David Letterman
David Cook video – The Tonight Show with Jay Leno
David Cook with his old band Axium and Midwest Kings

and many more…

The Time of My Life Lyrics – American Idol – David Cook Winner’s Song 2008 – free download

Here: The Time Of My Life Lyrics - American Idol David Cook Winner’s Song 2008 and a great collection of all other lyrics and free mp3 songs.

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You will find more David Cook videos, pictures mp3 songs and lyrics for free download on my David Cook Fan Page

Listen to the The Time Of My Life:

Click here for free downloads: go direct to mp3 download links on my David Cook Fan Page):-)

David Cook – The Time of My Life (download mp3 on my Fan Page)

David Cook – The Time of My Life( go to more download links)
David Cook – Hello

David Cook – Always Be My Baby

>>free David Cook mp3 downloads and lyrics—–>

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Person David Cook

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Time Of My Life – American Idol

No matter who and where you are
You can always follow your dreaming star
And don’t listen to others thoughts ‘n’ founds
What you think is the thing that counts

If you feel like being a hip hop singer
Even though you’re basketball flinger
Have fun while you play
And sing still today
Do it with fun and don’t linger

>>more downloads and lyrics—–>

Nothing to see – Limerick by Milou

A picture that always fascinates me
Is one by my friend Anna Blankmoúry
I always stop and stare
At the picture so rare
Even though there’s nothing to see

Person Anna Blankmoúry

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The long vacation – School limerick by Milou

A kid in school never got education
Since he was always on “vacation”
He’d navigate on ships and boats
And even ride on Billy Goats
Waiting for the action of his homework’s “evaporation”

How to write a Limerick? Find out on Giggle Poetry by Bruce Lansky

Person Billy Goats

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A LIFE PASS BY – by Milou

In school we learn about addition
Along with subtraction and division
We learn about animals in extinction
As well as people with affliction

At university, you learn a profession
And often life is a big depression
Struggling through you continue your life
You get a villa, a car, and maybe a wife

I should probably, be through all that
And have a job, a house, and a Siamese cat
But since I never did what they told me
I sadly still am left in pre…..

My Friend’s Collection by Milou

My friend once had a collection
Of healthy food and drinks
And there used to be a section
Called: The Vegetable Things
He showed me all these treasures
Explained each food and their names
I ate it all with pleasure
And he got angry just the same

I had no toleration
I was hungry as a bear
For my tummy it was a sensation
And his mummy didn’t care

Next day I didn’t leave the bathroom
I fought Montezuma’s revenge
It was a terrible gloom
There was also a horrible stench

The moral of this story
Is – do never eat bad food
You’ll end up praying for a glory
Diarrhea is what you get being rude

featuring: Vegetables Star Wars

Mother’s Day Poem – short mother’s day poem for all moms

Moms by Milou

Moms are a lot like the whispering sea
They’re always kind to you and to me
They bake and they dust
They’re people you trust
But they also can get rather angry

Weighting for a call by Artie

Mother’s Day Poetry and Poems Arts and Crafts – Newsletter for Kids

Mother’s Day Poems – Mother’s Day Poetry – Poems For Mother’s Day, Arts and Crafts Newsletter.

Mother’s day poems for children, poems 4 kids, funny mother’s day poetry for children, arts and crafts for mother’s day. Mother’s day coloring pages and links.

Table of Contents

1. Introduction
2. Books I Like – Book Review Roald Dahl
3. Browsing The Web – Search Help for Kids & Parents
4. Free Stuff for Kids – Free Rhyming & Dictionary Program
5. Mother’s Day Poems & Mother’s Day Poetry Milou’s Surftips for Mother’s Day

Mother’s Day Activities for Kids!

Mother’s Day is coming soon. Here you will find a collection of mother’s day activities for kids.

Mother’s Day Poems, Greetings and Rhymes

Find mother’s day poems and mother’s day poetry for printout. Mother’s day greetings and mother’s day rhymes for children.

Free Top 10 Mother’s Day Crafts Pages

You will find a great collection of mother’s day craft pages.

Mother’s Day Coloring Pages

A nice collection of coloring pages for printing

Milou’s Book Reviews

Free Rhyming & Dictionary Program for Kids

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Happy Mother’s Day – Mother’s Day Poem by Milou

Kind and warm hearted
That’s what she is
It’s time to get started
And give that Missus…

An exciting, cozy, and extremely happy
Or mysterious, curious, funny and snappy
Or maybe even weird and crazy
(But it also could be cloudy and hazy)
Mother’s day, with all our love
And make her be the queen above

But if you forget to do it on time
Then your last minute will probably chime
And you’d go running out like a hare
Being chased by a humongous, vile brown bear
So evade the danger, screaming and unpleasant
And give her a party and some mother’s day presents

(But don’t tell her or anyone ‘bout
What I’ve said or they’ll hit my snout!
So keep quiet, and say
“This is what you do on Mother’s day!”)

What if moms…mother’s day poem by Milou

What if moms were mean and grind

And also rather unfair and unkind

Would they scream and bite and hit

Or call people numskulls, birdbrains, or nitwits

A bet that might happen, if you forget

To celebrate mother’s day and instead play croquet!

The new car creation – (car poem) with spelling words by Milou

Let me introduce to you
The very famous Mr. Lou
Mr. Lou has created a car
Called “Water 246 Bazaar”

He’s decorated it with pink paper penguins
And a thousand million other things
He didn’t imitate a single car
Well, no other car was similar

A very big congratulation
For your latest decoration
This car is a sensation
And has no limitation

Many people want the Bazaar
They want this miraculous wonderful car
But when they finally fall for the thing
They don’t notice the trick of marketing

Killer Flea – Earth Day Poem by Milou

In the little town of Marden
There was a neat and tiny garden
In the garden was a tree
That was happy, kind, and free

In the tree there was a bird
Whose call was very often heard
On the bird there was a flea
That lived so very happily

But don’t let this be a trick
For the flea was very sick

It killed the bird
It killed the tree
It killed the garden
And then the flea
Killed the rest of the our world
By jumping on a different bird

So ALARM! WATCH OUT! BEWARE!
And take very special care
Because this tiny little flea
Can end up being YOUR destiny

——>more Earth Day Poems

Jane Christenine by Milou

Once upon a long ago time
There was a girl called Jane Christenine
Worked for her aunt in a town called Grenoble
And her aunt wasn’t kind, respectful, or noble

She made poor Jane wash the floors
Clean the dishes, dust rooms, and paint doors
And if Jane insisted on having a break
She was put to scrub the aunt’s rusty skates

One day Jane had enough of the fuss
So she ran to the gates and took the bus
To 425 Bottlefoot avenue
There lived her two parents so sad and blue

Then at home Janey dear discussed
That she’d always enjoyed a ride on the bus
And of course she said that the aunt was mean
Her parents thought: A LIMOUSINE!

Her parents thought she would for sure
Like being a limousine chauffeur
Even though she was too young
They played games for driver jobs – and won!

As for the aunt, she was put in a jail
Called: “You’ll rust in here from head to tail”
In two years time she had learned her lesson
“I’ll never hurt a child” was her confession

So please dear friends, believe this tale
(’Cause if you don’t you’ll surely FAIL)
Don’t take a job as help in the house
of an aunt that’s like an old grouse

Person Jane Christenine

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Spring is here! – Spring poem by Milou

Poor old winter has gone to the ground
He froze all ears till no one heard a sound
He tortured us with his chilly breeze
He laughed at us for every sneeze

But now in his replacement comes
With singing birds, flowers, and sun
A nice and jolly little fellow
Who’d been waiting in a borrow
Till old winter would wither and die
Just like the flowers that he’d bring by

And now everyone shouts hooray
‘Cause Spring has just arrived today!

ICY QUESTION

I live in an Icy place

Look like a butler from Elisabeth her grace

I swim and slide I march and glide

When I walk I leave a duck feet trace

What am I?

Down with math

What’s the quotient of 14 through seven?
Or the answer of 20 times 11?
Many are unable to figure such out
From every country round about

I say it’s unfair and totally unkind
To be so extremely mean and grind
Of forcing us to reuse and retell
Research, retrain, and even respell

Everything in math we learn
So listen folks, now it’s my turn
I say we unplug our math senses and skills
And return them all to a far away hill

Where we found these powers of head aches and stresses
So now I believe that everyone confesses
That math CAN be pretty stressing and boring
And that you’d rather hear lions roaring

But we all disagree on one little thing
On that math can help us in everything
I do confess that math is useful
But only for those that are good in school…

Easter Hunt Riddle

(Guess

What I am)

Yellow, orange, blue

Inside it feels like glue

Its round like a ball

It is usually small

On Easter day you’ll get a clue

EASTER FOREVER by Milou

Imagine if Easter would last forever
You’d eat candy and chocolate everyday
And have Easter hunts, and be very clever
About where to hide your Easter prey

You’d be getting presents and toys
Eat millions of caramel ‘n’ cakes
You’d be filled with happiness and joy
When your parents start to bake

So Easter would rule forever
Pouring with billions of treats
Eat them like a beaver
And take care where you put your seat!

But after a while it gets boring and dull
The hiding, the finding, the partying and eating
So you’d get bored and so dreadfully full
That you’d look like a fat sheep bleating

So avoid the unpleasant
Still be happy today
That in all 12 months present
There is only ONE Easter day

We’re all in this together!

No matter who and where you are
You can always follow your dreaming star
And don’t listen to others thoughts ‘n’ founds
What you think is the thing that counts

If you feel like being a hip hop singer
Even though you’re basketball flinger
Have fun while you play
And sing still today
Do it with fun and don’t linger

American Idol videos David Cook—->

High School Musical – We’re All In This Together

What Am I?

Swimming, slipping, sliding,
What am I describing?
A little bird
Of whom you’ve heard
Who also loves fish and diving

 

Mondays (IDon’t Like)

Today is mournful Monday
We’re back from super Sunday
School starts today
(That’s NOT okay)
I hate when it is Monday

VALENTINE IS HORRIFYIN’

VALENTINE IS HORRIFYIN’

BY

MILOU

Valentine’s Day is near
I’m totally filled with fear
Cause the risk on that day
Is that I’ll have a kiss on my face
And rather than that I’d drink beer

It’s Valentine’s Day today
And there is nothing else left to say
Than: I’m scared to death
I can’t take one breath
I’d rather eat a lunch tray

Now is Valentine’s time
And nothing of this is a lie:
I’d rather eat a sofa seat
Than be part of Valentine
Because Valentine is horrifying!!!!!!!!!

My School

In my school the teachers chew bubble gum
And all children teach spelling and math
Kids think recess is no fun
And kids are called Mr. Teb or Ms. Cath

In our school the staff is kind
The Cook cooks wondrous meals
The nurse is not so mean and grind
You know how good it feels?

I feel good and amazed
About what happened today
Inside of me is a little blaze
‘Cause today is opposite day!

Easter eggs

For Easter…

A fishy gets an oyster egg
A foxy gets a seagull’s

A wolfy gets an easter leg
And there are grass eggs for the bulls

But only children get a chocolate one
So let’s hope that Easter will be fun, fun, FUN!
…more easter poems—->

Christmas eve

It’s Christmas eve and I am excited
Because of a thief I’m so alighted

He stole the tree
He stole the presents

He didn’t steal me
But my cousins

 

Teachers

Some are lazy
Some are old

Some are crazy
Some are bald

But they all are just the same
‘Cause all like to play the same old game

Of making poor children write 4 thousand pages
About the life in tiny cages

And you can probably guess who they are, these creatures
They are terrible, horrible, not agreeable, nasty, teachers!
(But, they still can be nice too)

Complaining planets

Pluto says,” I’m too small!”
Jupiter says,” I’m too tall!”

Neptune says,” I’m so cold!”
Mars then says, “Think I’m bald?!”

Saturn says,” I hate my rings!”
Earth then says,” I hate my nature things!”

Mercury says,” I’m so hot I could die!”
Venus says, “So could I!”

“Stop complaining!” Uranus said,
“Let’s all just relax go to bed!”

(”WHY SHOULD WE?” SAY ALL PLANETS)

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Tree Tops

At the top of a tree
You can go on a spree
For there is room for at least 69

You have fun way up there
For a such place is rare
You might never find a place so fine

It’s like the Queen’s palace
(you’ll never keep balance)
You can see everything from up there

Oh I love this place
Fit for the majesty her grace
Though it’s only worth something for birds

Big Paws

Once upon a time there was
A cat with unusually big paws
Her feet were as big as a car’s tires
And this is not what a cat desires

One day she was at home without any crew
‘Cause her owner was away buying some shoes
Suddenly it happened something very surprising
Now the cat’s feet were changing their sizing

First to the size of a window frame
(The cat already felt ashamed)
Then they grew to the size of a room
Then to the size of a house, and BOOM!!!!

The cat’s feet had now EXPLODED!
(And the room was fully with foot-pieces loaded)
Now the poor cat got out of the room
And looked at its feet and shouted,”YAHOO!”

The cat’s feet were back to normal size
And this she found was quiet a surprise
Her feet were back to the size of tires

And this she thought is what a cat desires

SNAKE PROBLEM

I have got a boa
Who’s name is Annemarie
I found her, lying down
On a plain old prairie!

She is tame and very quiet
And doesn’t even bite!
I think she’ll need to go on diet,
For she’s a tremendous sight!

Even though, she is so cool
She also has her bad sides
She sometimes is a bit of a fool
AND goes wild on rides

And one of the worst parts
(She might do it to you)
I swear it true
I cross my heart
She squeezes you to glue!

Happy Birthday

A bird was flying past a prairie
When he spotted a little berry

This bird loves berries very much
He would try to get it with some luck

But a dog spotted it too
And his greed for a berry grew

When the bird saw the dog and the dog the bird
They made growls and groans that have been never heard

Suddenly they both start a fight
Behind a tree I was watching the sight

While they were fighting I took the chance
(And this was really a big advance)

I took the berry and gave it to
The person that I love

which is ……you!

The Sun and the Moon

The sun is shining in the sky
But the moon gives a sigh

He can’t light up the day
For the sun is in the way

But at night the moon shines bright
And the sun is out of sight

He was sleeping in his bed
And wasn’t angry to be said

That the moon is shining bright
In the black and gloomy night

Pets

dogs dig dirty dirt
they dirty down all the shirts
cats claw crunchy cakes
don’t take cats for heaven´s sake!

birds build big bags
don’t take birds those old hags
hamsters hate horrible hairdos
they will chew up all your shoes!!

toucans touch tall trees
toucans cost a lot of fee
frogs fake funny fools
frogs are very dangerous tools

lions like licking lollipops
he will eat you up like this – chop! chop!
so what animal now do you want
because this thought can really haunt…ME!!!Yay!!!!

an ol’ and weak adult so what’d you say?”
it’s all my fault? it was my idea?
ooh sorry pray!

 

A Dog

A dog was walking down the street
Who was looking for some meat

He was a very hungry fellow
And now he was about to bellow

Right then before he barked away
He smelled something a block away

He ran right after the wonderful smell
Smell of roasted beef and caramel

And when he came to the right place
He thought: Oh hammer harmful grace!!!

Cause where he stood was a butcher shop
And of course the door was locked