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Once I saw an animal
It looked very curious indeed
The creature looked phenomenal
I’ve never seen such a breed
With the ears of a bunny
A rat’s tail and a cat´s head
The thing looked really very funny
I think he ate too much Monkey Bread
This creature is different, as you see
I’ve never seen it before
Except for maybe, possibly
As the mailman knocked on our door
Free poetry podcast for kids: Dinner?
..another little Halloween poem in my Halloween series with funny, spooky, scary Halloween poems, Halloween poetry and Halloween rhymes for children…..
I cannot come and dine tonight
You see, I don’t have very good sight
Along with that I cannot choose
Which shoes and clothes that I should use
That’s not all, I have a cold
And all my bones feel cranky and old
Funny podcasts and podcasting for kids by kids. Listen to free audio podcasts for children. Kids podcasts and videos about stories, poetry and funny poems.
I know someone who doesn’t brush his hair
To find him brush his teeth is also very rare
His nails are never ever cut
He always eats junk food, no matter what
He’s covered in mud, he admires dirt
(He doesn’t even wear a shirt!)
He’s covered with bugs, he has many fleas
And thousand other things you can’t even see
He is very furry and smells like a hog
But actually that is so, since he is my dog
Podcast – The Unusual Creature
Once a great wizard who’d studied many books
Said, “There aren’t many animals with horrible looks”
So he imagined one up and wrote it all down
(The animal’s description would make anyone frown)
He wrote it down on a wrinkly sheet
And described the animal head to feet:
I has yellow-stained teeth and green, slimy skin
And long, crooked horns and a horrid back fin
It has long, dainty claws and is terribly mean
It has fur on its head and is definitely – NOT CLEAN!
When the wizard had finished, he thought ’bout this creature
And said, “It exists, my mom has these features.”
I made some poetry podcasts – for kids. Listen to my poem “the snake”. Check out my other poems and podcast as well. I like your feedback.:-) Thanks, Milou
Podcast The Snake :
Its scales reflect the evilness
Black, empty eyes do not confess
Its hiss is ironing my foot
I can’t move, I stuck, like a root
This snake that I’m describing now
Is slithering to me, and makes me frown
This time I know it, my death is near
And down my spine go goose bumps of fear
But when I look a bit closer at it
I note, it’s actually a snake of plastic
A fishy gets an oyster egg
A foxy gets a seagull’s
A wolfy gets an easter leg
And there are grass eggs for the bulls
But only children get a chocolate one
So let’s hope that Easter will be fun, fun, FUN!
…more easter poems—->
At the top of a tree
You can go on a spree
For there is room for at least 69
You have fun way up there
For a such place is rare
You might never find a place so fine
It’s like the Queen’s palace
(you’ll never keep balance)
You can see everything from up there
Oh I love this place
Fit for the majesty her grace
Though it’s only worth something for birds
One day she was at home without any crew
‘Cause her owner was away buying some shoes
Suddenly it happened something very surprising
Now the cat’s feet were changing their sizing
First to the size of a window frame
(The cat already felt ashamed)
Then they grew to the size of a room
Then to the size of a house, and BOOM!!!!
The cat’s feet had now EXPLODED!
(And the room was fully with foot-pieces loaded)
Now the poor cat got out of the room
And looked at its feet and shouted,”YAHOO!”
The cat’s feet were back to normal size
And this she found was quiet a surprise
Her feet were back to the size of tires
And this she thought is what a cat desires
I have got a boa
Who’s name is Annemarie
I found her, lying down
On a plain old prairie!
She is tame and very quiet
And doesn’t even bite!
I think she’ll need to go on diet,
For she’s a tremendous sight!
Even though, she is so cool
She also has her bad sides
She sometimes is a bit of a fool
AND goes wild on rides
And one of the worst parts
(She might do it to you)
I swear it true
I cross my heart
She squeezes you to glue!
dogs dig dirty dirt
they dirty down all the shirts
cats claw crunchy cakes
don’t take cats for heaven´s sake!
birds build big bags
don’t take birds those old hags
hamsters hate horrible hairdos
they will chew up all your shoes!!
toucans touch tall trees
toucans cost a lot of fee
frogs fake funny fools
frogs are very dangerous tools
lions like licking lollipops
he will eat you up like this – chop! chop!
so what animal now do you want
because this thought can really haunt…ME!!!Yay!!!!
an ol’ and weak adult so what’d you say?”
it’s all my fault? it was my idea?
ooh sorry pray!
A dog was walking down the street
Who was looking for some meat
He was a very hungry fellow
And now he was about to bellow
Right then before he barked away
He smelled something a block away
He ran right after the wonderful smell
Smell of roasted beef and caramel
And when he came to the right place
He thought: Oh hammer harmful grace!!!
Cause where he stood was a butcher shop
And of course the door was locked