Down with math

What’s the quotient of 14 through seven? Or the answer of 20 times 11? Many are unable to figure such out From every country round about I say it’s unfair and totally unkind To be so extremely mean and grind Of forcing us to reuse and retell Research, retrain, and even respell Everything in math [...]

Mondays (IDon’t Like)

Today is mournful Monday We’re back from super Sunday School starts today (That’s NOT okay) I hate when it is Monday

My School

In my school the teachers chew bubble gum And all children teach spelling and math Kids think recess is no fun And kids are called Mr. Teb or Ms. Cath In our school the staff is kind The Cook cooks wondrous meals The nurse is not so mean and grind You know how good it [...]

Teachers

Some are lazy Some are old Some are crazy Some are bald But they all are just the same ‘Cause all like to play the same old game Of making poor children write 4 thousand pages About the life in tiny cages And you can probably guess who they are, these creatures They are terrible, [...]