Poetry For Kids – “poetry for(4) kids”, short, funny poetry and poems for kids

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Clean Up Poem – A Messy Day by Milou

Funny poems for teenager and kids. Funny poems for moms, mothers, housewives and househusbands.

Jane Christenine by Milou

Once upon a long ago time There was a girl called Jane Christenine Worked for her aunt in a town called Grenoble And her aunt wasn’t kind, respectful, or noble She made poor Jane wash the floors Clean the dishes, dust rooms, and paint doors And if Jane insisted on having a break She was [...]

We’re all in this together!

No matter who and where you are You can always follow your dreaming star And don’t listen to others thoughts ‘n’ founds What you think is the thing that counts If you feel like being a hip hop singer Even though you’re basketball flinger Have fun while you play And sing still today Do it [...]

Mondays (IDon’t Like)

Today is mournful Monday We’re back from super Sunday School starts today (That’s NOT okay) I hate when it is Monday

VALENTINE IS HORRIFYIN’

VALENTINE IS HORRIFYIN’ BY MILOU Valentine’s Day is near I’m totally filled with fear Cause the risk on that day Is that I’ll have a kiss on my face And rather than that I’d drink beer It’s Valentine’s Day today And there is nothing else left to say Than: I’m scared to death I can’t [...]

My School

In my school the teachers chew bubble gum And all children teach spelling and math Kids think recess is no fun And kids are called Mr. Teb or Ms. Cath In our school the staff is kind The Cook cooks wondrous meals The nurse is not so mean and grind You know how good it [...]

Teachers

Some are lazy Some are old Some are crazy Some are bald But they all are just the same ‘Cause all like to play the same old game Of making poor children write 4 thousand pages About the life in tiny cages And you can probably guess who they are, these creatures They are terrible, [...]