The Monkey Bread Creature

Once I saw an animal
It looked very curious indeed
The creature looked phenomenal
I’ve never seen such a breed
With the ears of a bunny
A rat’s tail and a cat´s head
The thing looked really very funny
I think he ate too much Monkey Bread
This creature is different, as you see
I’ve never seen it before
Except for maybe, possibly
As the mailman [...]

Clean Up Poem – A Messy Day by Milou

Funny poems for teenager and kids. Funny poems for moms, mothers, housewives and househusbands.

A (May) Fly’s Point of View by Milou

Once on a globe two flies crawled around
But when they for the fifth time met each other
The first one said, “The world is small sis’.”
The second said, “I agree with you brother.”
[watch - a (may) fly's point of view]

Spellbound words – rhyming poem by Milou

Poems are spellbound words
The rhymes sound like twittering birds
Some are funny and some are strange
And when they’re done there is nothing to change
I love poetry and I always will
Even if I’d have to climb a hill
But the olden times poems are boring to me
I like funny stuff you see…

The Unusual Creature by Milou

Podcast – The Unusual Creature
Once a great wizard who’d studied many books
Said, “There aren’t many animals with horrible looks”
So he imagined one up and wrote it all down
(The animal’s description would make anyone frown)
He wrote it down on a wrinkly sheet
And described the animal head to feet:
I has yellow-stained teeth and green, slimy skin
And [...]