My friend once had a collection
Of healthy food and drinks
And there used to be a section
Called: The Vegetable Things
He showed me all these treasures
Explained each food and their names
I ate it all with pleasure
And he got angry just the same
I had no toleration
I was hungry as a bear
For my tummy it was a sensation
And his mummy didn’t care
Next day I didn’t leave the bathroom
I fought Montezuma’s revenge
It was a terrible gloom
There was also a horrible stench
The moral of this story
Is – do never eat bad food
You’ll end up praying for a glory
Diarrhea is what you get being rude
