Halloween is coming soon… and I will start a series with funny, spooky, scary Halloween poems, Halloween poetry and Halloween rhymes for kids. Have fun, Milou
Halloween podcast for kids
The Halloween School:
In my school there is a horrible teacher
Called Ms. Eliza Badfeature
She was crazy, cruel, bloodthirsty, and worse
Some kids say, “Upon her class lies the curse.”
One gloomy day in Badfeature’s class
She asked a girl called Amanda Brass
Amanda was admired across the school
But her brain was as mushy as cream-dripped-wool
So Badfeature asked her to define
Kingopasifatriskongospine
(This word didn’t exist in actual life
But Badfeature tricked Amanda’s mashed brain pipes)
Since Amanda had no comprehension
She stayed in to find out in torture detention
