Halloween is coming …Halloween countdown

Hall0ween is coming soon!

On the 1st of October I will launch here my “New Blog in Halloween design”.

Every day the following 30 days you will find something new for Halloween. Let me surprise you…

Happy Halloween dancing skelleton

Halloween dancing skeleton

listen!

SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS

(ANDREW GOLD 1996 QUARKBRAIN MUSIC)

SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS
SEND SHIVERS DOWN YOUR SPINE
SHRIEKING SKULLS WILL SHOCK YOUR SOUL
SEAL YOUR DOOM TONIGHT

SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS
SPEAK WITH SUCH A SCREECH
YOU’LL SHAKE AND SHUDDER IN SURPRISE
TO HEAR THESE ZOMBIES SHRIEK

WE’RE SORRY SKELETONS
YOU’RE SO MISUNDERSTOOD
YOU ONLY WANT TO SOCIALIZE
BUT I DON’T THINK WE SHOULD

CAUSE SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS
SHOUT STARTLING SHRILLY SCREAMS
THEY’LL SNEAK FROM THEIR SARCOPHAGUS
AND JUST WON’T LEAVE YOU BE

SPIRITS SUPERNATURAL
ARE SHY WHATS ALL THE FUSS
BUT SACKS OF BONES SEEM SO UNSAFE
IT’S SEMI-SERIOUS!

SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS
ARE SILLY ALL THE SAME
THEY’LL SMILE AND SCRABBLE SLOWLY BY
AND DRIVE YOU SO INSANE

STICKS AND STONES WILL BREAK YOUR BONES
THEY SELDOM LET YOU SNOOZE
SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS
WILL WAKE YOU WITH A BOO!

with a lot of goodies, scary spooky stories, tales and poetry. You can listen to scary Halloween podcast read mystery Halloween stories and play Halloween games….and much more

Check back on the 1st October 0:00!

See you, Milou

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Dinner? Halloween Poems by Milou

Free poetry podcast for kids: Dinner?
..another little Halloween poem in my Halloween series with funny, spooky, scary Halloween poems, Halloween poetry and Halloween rhymes for children
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Dear Ms. Spider….

I cannot come and dine tonight
You see, I don’t have very good sight
Along with that I cannot choose
Which shoes and clothes that I should use
That’s not all, I have a cold
And all my bones feel cranky and old

So you see it’s not the day
Why don’t we dine on Saturday?

Sincerely replied,
The Fly

Halloween Poem – The Halloween School by Milou

Halloween is coming soon… and I will start a series with funny, spooky, scary Halloween poems, Halloween poetry and Halloween rhymes for kids. Have fun, Milou

Halloween podcast for kids
The Halloween School:

In my school there is a horrible teacher
Called Ms. Eliza Badfeature

She was crazy, cruel, bloodthirsty, and worse
Some kids say, “Upon her class lies the curse.”

One gloomy day in Badfeature’s class
She asked a girl called Amanda Brass

Amanda was admired across the school
But her brain was as mushy as cream-dripped-wool
halloween - halloween

So Badfeature asked her to define
Kingopasifatriskongospine

(This word didn’t exist in actual life
But Badfeature tricked Amanda’s mashed brain pipes)

Since Amanda had no comprehension
She stayed in to find out in torture detention

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Miss “Spelled” – Witch Poem by Milou

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Podcast Miss “Spelled” – Witch and Halloween Poem by Milou

Once a witch who was terribly mean
Wanted to be a powerful queen
She kidnapped one, whom she brought to her home
A very bewitched and terrifying zone

Once the queen was finally caught
The witch put her in a gigantic pot
And all at once, she was chanting a spell
(I really hope she does it well):
“Blubbersquirt and wiggleplow
Turn this lady to a cow.
Since I have a very big wish
To eat her as a yummy dish.”

The witch fiddled with her fork and knife
And now she’ll have to eat grass for the rest of her life!