Santa’s Mistake – Christmas Poem by Milou

Podcast: Listen to Santa’s Mistake

Santa said:
I just ate some candy
That I found upon the floor
They did look very dandy
But their taste was like a rotten door

They tasted like mud and fungus
And like penguin meat
They tasted like thinks you find on a bus
Or like my grandpa’s smelly feet

In addition, the sweets were sandy
They really tasted crude…

Elf said:
That wasn’t even candy
Put your glasses back on dude!