What if moms…mother’s day poem by Milou

What if moms were mean and grind
And also rather unfair and unkind
Would they scream and bite and hit
Or call people numskulls, birdbrains, or nitwits
A bet that might happen, if you forget
To celebrate mother’s day and instead play croquet!

Christmas eve

It’s Christmas eve and I am excited
Because of a thief I’m so alighted

He stole the tree
He stole the presents

He didn’t steal me
But my cousins