Funny Christmas Poems for Kids

Funny Christmas Poems for Kids

Today I post another Christmas poem or winter poem for Children called Christmas Ice. I wrote some funny Christmas poems for children and Xmas poems for kids. Merry Christmas and white Christmas is what I am looking for when i go back to Sweden for my Christmas holidays next week. We will have a “real” Christmas tree this time I hate plastic trees but what can you do – it is summer here. It is very difficult to get a real “Christmas feeling” if you are from Scandinavia, I can tell. 🙂

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Christmas Ice by MILOU


It’s freezing cold outside my home
And only snowflakes wildly roam
That icy ice
Looks really nice
Oh God! I’m stuck! Ma mouf filthd wif foam!

Santa’s Brother by Milou

Podcast: Listen to Santa’s Brother

Santa is sick for the holiday
So his brother will take his place
But Santa’s bro´ I must say
It’s really a plain disgrace

He lies still all day, and doesn’t move
He doesn’t even blink
Everything’s hard and nothing is smooth
Santa’s progress is going to sink!

Santa’s brother is really still
He seems to be very lazy
Oh, would you please listen, if you will:
Santa’s bro´ is pushing daisies

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Santa’s Mistake – Christmas Poem by Milou

Podcast: Listen to Santa’s Mistake


reindeer-flat-funny-pictureSanta said:
I just ate some candy
That I found upon the floor
They did look very dandy
But their taste was like a rotten door

They tasted like mud and fungus
And like penguin meat
They tasted like thinks you find on a bus
Or like my grandpa’s smelly feet

In addition, the sweets were sandy
They really tasted crude…

Elf said:
That wasn’t even candy
Put your glasses back on dude!

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