The Unusual Creature by Milou

Podcast – The Unusual Creature

Once a great wizard who’d studied many books
Said, “There aren’t many animals with horrible looks”
So he imagined one up and wrote it all down
(The animal’s description would make anyone frown)
He wrote it down on a wrinkly sheet
And described the animal head to feet
:

I has yellow-stained teeth and green, slimy skin
And long, crooked horns and a horrid back fin
It has long, dainty claws and is terribly mean
It has fur on its head and is definitely – NOT CLEAN!

When the wizard had finished, he thought ’bout this creature
And said, “It exists, my mom has these features.”

The Unusual Creature

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What if moms…mother’s day poem by Milou

What if moms were mean and grind
And also rather unfair and unkind
Would they scream and bite and hit
Or call people numskulls, birdbrains, or nitwits
A bet that might happen, if you forget
To celebrate mother’s day and instead play croquet!