Poetry For Kids – “poetry for(4) kids”, short, funny poetry and poems for kids

Poetry For Kids – “poetry for(4) kids”, short, funny poetry and poems for kids

Short funny poems for kids, funny poems for kids grade 1-12, funny poetry for children, funny poetry for kids all ages.

Poetry4Kids collected the most popular websites:  funny poetry for kids – short funny poems for kids and poetry blogs for children and teens of all ages on the net. Funny poetry for kids and funny poems for children is an online directory with the most visited and very popular websites and poems pages for kids on, Alexa, Google and Yahoo. The best poems and poetry websites and blogs for kids in the Top 50 – Top 100.

poetry 4 kids - funny poetry for kids

poetry4kids - funny poems & poetry sites for kids

This kids’ poetry website and blog directory is in no order and it is not complete, so if you have any suggestions please write to me and I will add the site or blog. Thanks, Milou🙂

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Clean Up Poem – A Messy Day by Milou

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I didn’t wash the dishes
I didn’t make my bed
And as for the hamsters
I don’t think they were fed

I didn’t do my paper work
I ate chips and watched TV
The living room is such a mess
It even petrifies me

I feel so very sloppy
I don’t know what to say
I hope my children don’t find out
What I have done today

Jane Christenine by Milou

Once upon a long ago time
There was a girl called Jane Christenine
Worked for her aunt in a town called Grenoble
And her aunt wasn’t kind, respectful, or noble

She made poor Jane wash the floors
Clean the dishes, dust rooms, and paint doors
And if Jane insisted on having a break
She was put to scrub the aunt’s rusty skates

One day Jane had enough of the fuss
So she ran to the gates and took the bus
To 425 Bottlefoot avenue
There lived her two parents so sad and blue

Then at home Janey dear discussed
That she’d always enjoyed a ride on the bus
And of course she said that the aunt was mean
Her parents thought: A LIMOUSINE!

Her parents thought she would for sure
Like being a limousine chauffeur
Even though she was too young
They played games for driver jobs – and won!

As for the aunt, she was put in a jail
Called: “You’ll rust in here from head to tail”
In two years time she had learned her lesson
“I’ll never hurt a child” was her confession

So please dear friends, believe this tale
(‘Cause if you don’t you’ll surely FAIL)
Don’t take a job as help in the house
of an aunt that’s like an old grouse

 Read Write Poem

We’re all in this together!

No matter who and where you are
You can always follow your dreaming star
And don’t listen to others thoughts ‘n’ founds
What you think is the thing that counts

If you feel like being a hip hop singer
Even though you’re basketball flinger
Have fun while you play
And sing still today
Do it with fun and don’t linger

American Idol videos David Cook—->

High School Musical – We’re All In This Together

Mondays (IDon’t Like)

Today is mournful Monday
We’re back from super Sunday
School starts today
(That’s NOT okay)
I hate when it is Monday

VALENTINE IS HORRIFYIN’

VALENTINE IS HORRIFYIN’
BY

MILOU

Valentine’s Day is near
I’m totally filled with fear
Cause the risk on that day
Is that I’ll have a kiss on my face
And rather than that I’d drink beer

It’s Valentine’s Day today
And there is nothing else left to say
Than: I’m scared to death
I can’t take one breath
I’d rather eat a lunch tray

Now is Valentine’s time
And nothing of this is a lie:
I’d rather eat a sofa seat
Than be part of Valentine
Because Valentine is horrifying!!!!!!!!!