Funny Christmas Poems for Kids

Today I post another Christmas poem or winter poem for Children called Christmas Ice. I wrote some funny Christmas poems for children and Xmas poems for kids. Merry Christmas and white Christmas is what I am looking for when i go back to Sweden for my Christmas holidays next week. We will have a “real” Christmas tree this time I hate plastic trees but what can you do – it is summer here. It is very difficult to get a real “Christmas feeling” if you are from Scandinavia, I can tell. 🙂

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Christmas Ice by MILOU

It’s freezing cold outside my home
And only snowflakes wildly roam
That icy ice
Looks really nice
Oh God! I’m stuck! Ma mouf filthd wif foam!

Santa’s Mistake – Christmas Poem by Milou

Podcast: Listen to Santa’s Mistake

Santa said:
I just ate some candy
That I found upon the floor
They did look very dandy
But their taste was like a rotten door

They tasted like mud and fungus
And like penguin meat
They tasted like thinks you find on a bus
Or like my grandpa’s smelly feet

In addition, the sweets were sandy
They really tasted crude…

Elf said:
That wasn’t even candy
Put your glasses back on dude!

Santa’s “Merry”Christmas Poem by Milou

I know that Santa was here

He came here with all of his gear

No gifts, no sweets

No tasteful treats

But he left his clothes and some beer

Christmas eve

It’s Christmas eve and I am excited
Because of a thief I’m so alighted

He stole the tree
He stole the presents

He didn’t steal me
But my cousins