Funny Christmas Poems for Kids

Funny Christmas Poems for Kids
Today I post another Christmas poem or winter poem for Children called Christmas Ice. I wrote some funny Christmas poems for children and Xmas poems for kids. Merry Christmas and white Christmas is what I am looking for when i go back to Sweden for my Christmas holidays next week. [...]

Santa’s Mistake – Christmas Poem by Milou

Podcast: Listen to Santa’s Mistake

Santa said:
I just ate some candy
That I found upon the floor
They did look very dandy
But their taste was like a rotten door
They tasted like mud and fungus
And like penguin meat
They tasted like thinks you find on a bus
Or like my grandpa’s smelly feet
In addition, the sweets were sandy
They really tasted crude…
Elf [...]

Santa’s “Merry”Christmas Poem by Milou

I know that Santa was here
He came here with all of his gear
No gifts, no sweets
No tasteful treats
But he left his clothes and some beer

Christmas eve

It’s Christmas eve and I am excited
Because of a thief I’m so alighted
He stole the tree
He stole the presents
He didn’t steal me
But my cousins